My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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