remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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