There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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