so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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