If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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