just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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