This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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