the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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