Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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