did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
pop tarts are not kleenex
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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