why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.