you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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