I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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