I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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