This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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