No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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