Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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