i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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