It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i drank out of a bidet.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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