i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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