they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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