Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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