I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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