I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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