your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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