You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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