I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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