he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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