So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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