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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.

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  No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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• (607): View more from New York

  she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He would drink pee if it was in a beer can

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• (626): View more from California

  i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Oh man

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  I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"

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  My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.

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