You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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