I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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