He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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