How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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