just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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