You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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