Porn is love you can see.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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