Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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