I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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