If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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