I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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