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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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