I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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