Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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