If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
