God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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