i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My ass is underappreciated
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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