my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
