a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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