Whod you bang
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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