BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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