we're blogging at a bar
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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