My room smells like vodka and shame
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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