I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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