I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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