i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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