I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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