Whod you bang
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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