porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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